Thanks to a PAPERMAG blog post (awesome mag by the way and throw awesome parties) I’ve learned a new peice of slang.

The phrase is “solo missh,” short of “solo mission,” which the girls use in reference to going out to dinner alone with Audrina.

If you want to know more, visit the PAPERMAG blog post.

Heidi is looking mega sexy hot in Aprils issue of Stuff Magazine.
Not much else I can say but mega again.

Check out Heidi’s profile in Stuff Magazine. Click Here!

Spencer’s a dbag and pulled two blonde’s to Heidi’s club. So she’s single now at this point - even though he keeps text messaging her all the time.

Introducing Emily. The hot new intern from New York that knows everything about everything. She has a knowledge of flowers that makes me feel uncomfortable. She takes 18 units at NYU, works two days a week at Teen Vogue and one day at Chanel. Can you smell worker?

It’s okay Lauren - she doesn’t have a television show so don’t worry about her taking over. That wouldn’t be such a smooth move by Teen Vogue anyways. I’m sure their sales have gone up since the show started last season.

Poor Whitney’s teeth work didn’t go so well yet her parents have a sweet house.

“I really miss him” Heidi says. HEIDI! HEIDI! HEIDI!
Spencer isn’t the guy you want to date. Trust all of us, but we’re behind your choice and the drama that may ensue.

So how about that Teen Vogue dinner?
Lauren was right - I think there is too many flowers. Then Lisa Love comes on in and shows them all whats up. Yet no credit to Lauren.

WAIT WAIT WAIT
WHY DOES EMILY GET TO STAY?
WHYYYYYYYY?

Then a great time with Whitney and Lauren chilling at a good ol Tommy Burger. Seriously so good. I want one right now.

So wait - Spencer gets the chick.
Heidi - you know it’s a bad idea.

I’m so glad there is going to be Lauren/Heidi drama next episode.

Well - I missed this - sorry. I’ll catch the replay.